blog.Resource

Archive:

News-Feeds:


RSS 2.0
RSS 0.91
RDF
ATOM 0.3
December 17, 2007

TYPO3 predictions for 2008

Category: Olivier Dobberkau, Planet TYPO3, Humour

By: Olivier Dobberkau

I spoke to Esmeralda, my favorite fortune-teller from the mystic shop around the corner. Asking her for some predictions for 2008 she explained me how TYPO3 will change im the coming year.

Hanna, „Eingefangene Blitze“, CC-Lizenz (BY 2.0)http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/de/deed.de Alle Bilder stammen aus der kostenlosen Bilddatenbank www.piqs.de

Hanna, „Eingefangene Blitze“, CC-Lizenz (BY 2.0)

Here is what I wrote down after my visit:

TYPO3 is going to be big in 2008 (sorry but not in the US)

Maybe a new US President will help TYPO3 to get as big it is here in "Old-Europe".

TYPO3 Podcasts will be aired on TV

That stuff is quality content. Some major TV stations are keen to get them in their primetime slots. Series like Niptuck, Lost and Desperate Housewifes will be replaced by TSREF Copenhagen, Extensions Anatomy and TemplaVoila-Twin-Peaks for the adult entertainment.

Facebook will migrate on TYPO3 Version 5

The guys from Facebook get intrigued by the code beauty of Version 5 and decide to migrate to TYPO3. They send loads of the money from the IPO to the TYPO3 Association. They buy a Swiss Snowboard Ressort and rename it to Kaspershill.

TYPO3 runs natively on the iPhone

The Core Team ports TYPO3 to the iPhone. Now you can Twitter directly from the redesigned TYPO3 backend to all your favorite Social Networks.

TYPO3 extensions are as secure like Fort Knox

Not even the hardest hacker and crackers get to XSS and SQL inject anything into TYPO3 CMS extensions.

TYPO3.org gets a Webby Award

Just beating Wikipedia.org and the MTV Homepage in the category "best Entertainment Sites".

Your TYPO3 predictions? Please comment here in this Blog.

Happy New Year 2008!

 

 


comments

comment #1
Gravatar: simba_za simba_za December 27, 2007 23:03
and the frog typo3 will join the global typo3 community with some champagne ... à flots ;-)

comment #2
Gravatar: Patrick Gaumond Patrick Gaumond December 28, 2007 14:34
TV predictions:

The new season of "24" will be about Jack Bauer trying to learn Typoscript in 24 hours while a net-terrorist try to deface buzz.typo3.org.

"Six Feet Under" make a comeback. Kasper S., Rupi G. and René F. come back from the grave and launch TYPO4.

"Battlestar Galactica" : In this new season, we discover that Karsten D. and Robert L. are in fact Cylons put on Earth to create Number Five.

Have a productive year my friends!

Patrick

comment #3
Gravatar: georg k georg k December 28, 2007 20:05
Olivier,
- let me ad a small correction:

OLD:
"They buy a Swiss Snowboard Ressort and rename it to Kaspershill."

NEW:
They finance Kasper to construct and build "Kasperhill" in the Austrian Alps.

'njoy the rest of the year
georg

comment #4
Gravatar: Olivier Olivier December 28, 2007 23:07
Great! Keep them coming!

comment #5
Gravatar: Yannick Pavard Yannick Pavard December 30, 2007 19:57
Ah ah ah !

Joomla and Drupal's users will become fan of TYPO3 ;) because TYPO3 4.2 will be great !

comment #6
Gravatar: willky willky December 31, 2007 11:11
Sounds great! The year 2008 is gonna be the best year in TYPO3-history.
By the way could you give me the contact to Esmeralda... :-)

I´ve one thing to add: Dr. House will be replaced by Dr. Skårhøj

Sorry, comments are closed for this post.